14 things our toddler would MUCH rather be eating than their own food
Meal times with a toddler are so overrated…
Creating nutritionally-balanced, organic, homemade baby food for your little one is a real labour of love, but totally worth it, right?
Well, no, actually.
Instead of eating up every bit of your specially-prepared meals, there's a tonne of other 'exotic' things they would much rather be eating.
From baby lotion to crayons, floor food to car seat debris, your little one has acquired a taste for the unusual, and what you serve them up at dinner just isn't good enough anymore.
They want colour, they want vibrancy – heck, they want what the dog is eating and if they don't get it, you're going to hear all about it that's for sure!
It's a struggle we all face on a daily basis but at least we're not alone. These are the things we've found out our little one would much rather be eating...
1. Our dinner
If they don't get a spoonful of what you're eating they'll explode!
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2. Floor food
The five-second rule is out of the window! If it's on the floor, they have to have it.
3. Other kids' snacks
The packed lunch you slaved away making last night just isn't to their standards. They want what their buddy is having (and you just know it's something they'd usually refuse to eat at home).
4. Car seat debris
Forget about that organic snack you brought for the journey, it's chunks of stale 'car seat' biscuit all the way!
5. Dessert (before or instead of dinner)
When they know it follows swiftly on from dinner what's to say they can't just have it now?
6. Pet food
They've obviously acquired the taste for dog biscuits. Oh, and don't even get us started on the fish food…
7. Vaseline
We have no idea where this latest obsession has come from but if there's a pot lying around they're nose deep in it.
8. Colourful objects
Be it crayons or playdough, if it's brightly coloured it's bound to taste good, right? It's a shame they don't feel the same way about beetroot, peas or carrots...
9. Pocket debris
Biscuit crumbs, half eaten sweets or last week's lunch – we have no idea how they've managed to find so much but they have, and it's already in their mouths.
10. Dirt and mud
Mud isn't just for running and jumping in, oh no, it's for eating too. It's all natural and organic so surely it counts as a meal?
11. Baby lotion
A portion of baby lotion and a side order of baby powder please mum!
12. Small insects
If it's small and it crawls they'll catch it, eat it and we won't even have a second to stop them. Ewww...
13. Poo
The doctor said they'd be fine, just make sure it doesn't happen again. If only we could tell the bird that keeps using the car as a litter tray the same thing!
14. Sand
We love seeing the kids playing nicely in the sandpit together. One of them is building sand castles, another is playing cars and our little one? Well, they're having lunch!
Has your child ever eaten something out of the ordinary? Comment below!
Jessica Dady is Food Editor at GoodtoKnow and has over 12 years of experience as a digital editor, specialising in all things food, recipes, and SEO. From the must-buy seasonal food hampers and advent calendars for Christmas to the family-friendly air fryers that’ll make dinner time a breeze, Jessica loves trying and testing various food products to find the best of the best for the busy parents among us. Over the years of working with GoodtoKnow, Jessica has had the privilege of working alongside Future’s Test Kitchen to create exclusive videos - as well as writing, testing, and shooting her own recipes. When she’s not embracing the great outdoors with her family at the weekends, Jessica enjoys baking up a storm in the kitchen with her favourite bakes being chocolate chip cookies, cupcakes, and a tray of gooey chocolate brownies.
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